My Little Documentary Update

I'm submitting myself to film festivals left and right. This is an expensive process, which makes it twice as depressing when I get rejected. It's basically like paying a girl fifty bucks to go out with you but still getting stood-up because you're not pretty enough. Such is life.

If you'd like to see what the judges of the DC Shorts film festival thought of my movie you should check it out here. Fun!
I'm afraid I don't think the Paralegal was that much into it, but we'll see how much he's into that flaming bag of dog-poo I left on his front porch last night. MWAHAHA.

On the other hand, Shooting Blind is now on IMDB. What that means? I don't know. I'm not a doctor. But it's there. So feel free to check that one out too.

Please feel free to also accept this music video from Men Without Hats.


Anonymous said...

That Paralegal is a BITCH! More like her face is para-illegal, for being so ugly.

Zack Newcott said...

My thoughts exactly. EXACTLY.

Anonymous said...

Zack, I just thought of a great literary name. Maybe it's already out there, "Sr. LaDouche." Please use it in your next movie.