This is what you get when you google "Christmas" and Hamster" in the same sentence.
Why would I do such a thing?
Because the deadline is coming up for the "World's Largest Christmas Gift Exchange," and right now it isn't so much as "large" as it is "reasonably sized."
You need to get in on it.
And then get all your friends in on it.
Sign Up Here For the World's Largest (uber) Christmas Gift Exchange Ever!
I suggest you stand by the water-cooler and casually mention it. All day long.