Breaking News For Valentines Day

Answering Machine Message Left 2/14/2008

"Oh, hey! This is Zack from the Awkward Unicorn blog! I'm just calling in response to your excuse the other night about 'being in a relationship with a really great guy' when i asked you out. Yeah, about that, I did a little research and apparently according to a research reported in an article from psychology today , apparently that's not an excuse anymore. I mean, statistically, the chances of you and me getting together are actually pretty inviting, if I do say so myself. And I am saying so right now. By the way, do you live inside a dry-cleaning business? Because that's what the message said when I called in. You should change that, people might get confused."

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