Japanese Craziness

I had sushi for the first time last night.

When I took my first bite, THIS is what I saw:



OH HOLY CRAP.

I just had thirteen seizures.

But really though, it was that good.

Here's a commercial featuring four Japanese schoolgirls inside of an Edemame pod.



Here's another commercial for what appears to be Sweat inside of a can.



Perhaps "sweat" translates out to something more delicious in Japan, but here in America it only brings to mind images of overweight people attempting to walk up a steep incline on a hot summer day. Why exactly anyone would want to buy a container of human sweat is beyond me, but clearly not beyond the Japanese. Which is exactly what I like about them.