There are a lot of things I wish for. One of those things is to be a ninja. The other is for free transportation... I guess. So it's natural that the only place that has both of those things, at the same time, is in Japan.
I guess this place called Mie Prefecture has an actual ninja festival each spring (or summer, or whatever crazy season it is over there). Pretty cool, if I do say so myself.
No, it's not cute. These are ninjas and they WILL kill you if they have to. With hugs. Poison hugs. And throwing stars.
Now if only I can find a Japanese town where they have a monkey impersonating other Japanese celebrities,
Ah, yes, that must be the one.
I haven't been this excited since I first went to the Japanese Youtube!
Just because I don't understand it doesn't mean that their comments are just as retarded as ours.
Finally, here's a 1980's Japanese commercial for an anti-itch cream. I think.