This is really the best someone could come up with.
A ropeless jump-rope, an object which negates itself within it's very name.
Is there any reason this should exist, rather that just be replaced by, say, a rope? Or something to jump over several times in a row?
Now if you'll excuse me, I have my own exercise routine to take care of...
Did you catch those lyrics?
Skip It Theme Song:
Hey now kids
come gather 'round.
See what just
skipped into town.
But the very best thing of all
is there's a COUNTER ON THIS BALL.
So Skip it.
Genius. Now I just need to get that friggin ball counter to work right.